After a long day of walking around our old high school, and saying hi to all of our old teachers (that we liked) we decided to end the day eating the best fast food in the USA.
pseudonymous
\ soo-DON-uh-muhs \ , adjective;
1. Bearing a false or fictitious name.
2. Writing or written under a fictitious name.
We had a third party with us, a girl who's now a senior at our alma mater. We shall call this girl Tawndalaya Shillyshally (shameless Big Bang Theory reference). Now, Ms. Shillyshally is famous among my BFF and I as being rather, shall we say... goofy at times. While eating our In-n-Out, she was admiring the Eiffel Tower phone case BFF got me for Christmas. While delighting in the authenticity and sepia look, she said, "Wow, did you get this from Paris!?" This may not be funny to all of you, or even any of you, but here's my thing about Paris apparel. I actually went to Paris, France and bought a cute T-shirt there. On the tag, is says, in English, "Made in China".
Nothing is actually made in Paris.
But that little anecdote was really just to give you an idea of who Tawndalaya Shillyshally is. The thing of it is, BFF paid for Tawndalaya's food. After Ms. Shillyshally's father picked her up at the In-n-Out, BFF observed that she hadn't paid her back for the food.
Granted, I don't know why Tawndalaya didn't pay for her food in the first place, but BFF and I began talking about how she better run or something. In the heat of wittiness, I said, "She better come up with a pseudonymous name and run!"
BFF laughed, and we went back to eating our fries. I would also like to add here that we are no violent people, and would never shake down anyone who owed us money. Unless it was a lot. And we needed it. For In-n-Out.
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